It’s “Stay Away From Seattle Day”, minions, so for all of you NOT in Seattle: good job. Have some cake.
And for you Seattle-ites: maybe try not to annoy the people who make up weird holidays. (Unless this a benefit, so you get a day free from tourists?)
Anyhoo, much like staying away from Seattle, today’s cake orders were almost ridiculously easy.
First there’s Kristen, who asked for a simple “Ezra is 3!” on her son’s cake. Just like staying away from Seattle, a simple requirement that only leads to confusion: