You’re About To Spend Way Too Much Time Trying To Pronounce “Tomatch” — Cake Wrecks

It’s “Stay Away From Seattle Day”, minions, so for all of you NOT in Seattle: good job. Have some cake.

 And for you Seattle-ites: maybe try not to annoy the people who make up weird holidays. (Unless this a benefit, so you get a day free from tourists?)

Anyhoo, much like staying away from Seattle, today’s cake orders were almost ridiculously easy.

First there’s Kristen, who asked for a simple “Ezra is 3!” on her son’s cake. Just like staying away from Seattle, a simple requirement that only leads to confusion: